Quotes from yesterday:
“Miss, I found you on Facebook!”
“You did? I thought I made myself unsearchable….”
“Oh, we can’t see your page but we can see your picture. I didn’t want to friend request you, but my dad did.”
“I thought I made it so you couldn’t see my picture…”
“Did you do that because of us?”
“Wait — how many of you have stalked me on the internet?”
75% of the class raises their hands.
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“But you’re OLD”
“I am sure I am the youngest teacher you have ever had.”
“Nuh uh, I had a teacher who was like 21 or 22. She JUST got out of college.”
“And when do you think I got out of college? Oh wait, you thought I grew up in the 60s or 70s, nevermind”
“You still remember that? I only said that because…ya know..your facial structure looks…older…you know, like your wrinkles and stuff”
“WRINKLES?!”
“Yeah, like on your forehead”
Another student — “OH THAT’S FROM FROWNING SO MUCH, MISS! YOU CAN GET STUFF FOR THAT!”
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[completely different from the above conversation]
“I FOUND YOU ON MYSPACE, MISS!”
“I don’t have myspace, so that would be impossible”
“Well, whoever I found looked just like you”
“What a coincidence”
“Yeah, and it had to be you, you know what the headline said?”
“The what?”
“IT SAID MR. R” [teacher they are all convinced I’m dating]
