After mentioning something about my roommate…
Student: Whaaa? A ROOMMATE?! Where do you live?!
Me: In an apartment
Student: You have a ROOMMATE?
[Girls scream shut up to this kid]
Me: Yes
Student: WHY?
[Girls continue to scream at the kid to shut up]
Me: Guess I just can’t afford to live alone.
Student: but a ROOMMATE?
Me: What is wrong with that?
Student: There’s nothing wrong with it, but I mean…isn’t it time that you get engaged or married or something?
[Girls scream shut up again, kid shuts up]
